Performative bullshit

In this post I collect internet performances so bizarre they become funny in a dreadful way.

Exhibit A: Vtuber crying about people (including relatives (allegedly, also conveniently juuuust distant enough not to become a future plot hole in the narrative)) being bombed in Lebanon while maintaining the vtuber avatar and vtuber voice.

Which reminds me of Exhibit B - the all-time classic - Lost a patient today: